jenrrray

This is the answer to all of my problems in life. Ever.

Portland blogger who talks about pretty much anything that flits into his mind. A taste of what you can expect from this blog:

"When stepping into the street after having patiently waited for the little blue man on the sign to tell me it was safe - he is a liar, just so you know - the people coming around the corner, with me in plain sight wearing a bright red shirt, decide that instead of looking in the intersection to make sure that there is no one crossing under conditions that make it perfectly legal for them to do so they are going to continue to text their friends while putting on their makeup and floor it, swerving around the corner and missing me by about three inches. Close enough that their bumper extensions brushed against my leg.

Yeah.

I almost died.

My favorite part is that when I did my citizenly duty and offered one of my fingers in greeting they slowed down and looked at me like I had done something wrong.

This scenario was repeated - three times in fifteen minutes - as I ran my errands. The person who decided that I was merely a road-bump in an intersection through which he was turning left in light traffic as a personal favorite, as he had the audacity to actually blow a horn that was intensely emasculating (for him) at me while screaming out his window for me to get out of his way, little blue man on the sign be damned. Naturally this had the opposite effect and made me stop dead in the middle of the street, right in front of his car, again proffering my finger in salutation. This guy then veered around me and went on to narrowly avoid rear-ending a little tiny car and run a red light getting onto the freeway.

Winners, these people in Salmon Creek.

For the third incident there is little to tell, aside from the fact that the driver was a little tiny blond girl of no more than 18 who was driving an H2, and by driving I mean blasting at about 60 miles per hour down a 35 mph street while at once barely being able to see over the dashboard, talking on her phone and bopping up and down to the shitty pop music emanating from speakers; deafness that her daddy was obviously paying for. She ran a red light at this sped in order to nearly kill me. I took solace in the fact that she was going to marry some rich dude and live her life in an unhappy, upper-crust social hell while flaunting money that isn’t hers."

A group created by NewAgeAmazon for "those with a certain taste for the theatrical."
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He's in love with LC's mustache, he's got a huge crush on Sophia Bush, and he's the most "uninhibited" (to put things nicely) Celeb Blogger out there. And I can't get enough. This man makes me laugh like nothing else and if you get past how vulgar he is, he'll make you laugh too.

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